THE BLOG WHERE THE MEXICAN STRIKES BACK THREE AMIGOS STYLE AGAINST THE USED BLOODY TAMPON COVERED IN ORANGE PUBIC HAIR THAT IS DONALD TRUMP
What is up kids?
i'll tell you what's up, because if you didn't hear the news already pretty much IMMEDIATELY after i posted my last blog about Donald Trump being a racist bag of douche Univision and then NBC has severed all of their ties with this human lump of excrement. And while i normally don't pat my back saying how money and awesome and sexy i am, i have to admit it feels GOOD to finally say those 2 words that i longed to say to this orange haired pubic hair on a urinal cake waste of sperm. And no it's not, "You're Fired!" Because i'm pretty sure he has that trademarked and he might sue me for saying it.
dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat...
- Don't you hate people at work or at school that walk right by you without saying "hi" or even acknowledging your existence? And most times it's in tight corners like a hallway, and you see this person every day and you walk by them and get ready to say hi or smile or just nod because why wouldn't you when you realize that you are two people who out of the entire universe are walking right by each other at the same time and place in a planet full of billions of people?
"OLD SCHOOL" NONSENSE - Is there ANYTHING more obnoxious on the planet then someone who smokes cigars? Jeebus Tap Dancing Christmas, do you really need to shove that big fat smelly cancer factory in your mouth and ruin the area for everyone around you within a mile radius? Unless you are in a cigar bar or your own smoke filled disgusting house by yourself, you should NEVER light up a cigar anywhere. If only because there is the concept of "other people" who might actually hate the smell of horrific cigar smoke. You know, the kind of people who hope you suck on that brown nicotine filled penis as the white sperm like smoke fills your belly with swimmies of death. i hope you enjoy the cancer creampie your lungs are getting while the rest of us who are smart enough empty out those disgusting cigars and their awful tobacco and instead fill that blunt with Mary Jane the way God intended!
Although not anymore, especially after witnessing this next entry into The BEST Album Covers of ALL TIME! And if you like spaghetti it might not be the worst idea ever to not look at this cover, but if you have the spaghetti and meatballs to try and handle it i give to you Pat Cooper, "Spaghetti Sauce and Other Delights!"
Fast Food Tips - As i'm getting older i realize i can't eat as much as i used to. i'm about 80 pounds heavier and it looks like i eat as much as i used to, but the truth is i get full pretty quickly and i don't need as much garbage fast food to shove down my disgusting throat, nor do i have the funds to afford to eat as much as i would like which is a sad amount.
Anyways, McDonalds must have heard my pathetic plea as they have just released their "Summer Menu", which includes either a double cheeseburger, a filet o fish, a 6 pc nuggets, or a snack wrap, all coming with fries for a meager $2.50. And i hate Monsanto and fast food as much as the next guy, but for $2.50 i'll gladly throw away all of my principles for a cheap meal that will send me to an early grave! Thanks McDonalds!
But have a great week, have an even better July 4th holiday, and i'll see you kids back here next Tuesday for an all new blog!